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12 rating
This article is not intended for human beings under 12 years old. Reasons being because I'm a responsible Dad and I said so. Cats and dogs over 1 and three quarter years old are OK as you have to multiply their age by 7 to get their 'real' age. However, with my humour being as it is ... there will highly unlikely be any content of this rating on my site. Don't read it if you under 12. There's no point, you wouldn't get it anyway.



15 rating
This article is not intended for human beings under 15 years old. Reasons being that the article contains language or video links that refer to unsuitable sexual, or violent content, for people of that age. Like I said, I'm a responsible Dad. Cats and dogs over 2 years and 2 months old are OK as you have to multiply their age by 7 to get their 'real' age. Most articles on here will probably fall into this category.



18 rating
This article is not intended for human beings under 18 years old. Reasons being that the article contains language or video links that refer to unsuitable sexual, or violent, or psychological content, for people of that age. Again, responsible Dad. Cats and dogs over 2 years and 7 months old are OK as you have to multiply their age by 7 to get their 'real' age. Still, saying that, everybody watches 18's well before they are 18, so ... most stuff will be 15 on here to be honest.



Has anyone ever done any research into this cat / dog age thing? I'm beginning to think they might just be making it up to get to watch unsuitable material before their years? It's possible, I remember watching an illegal VHS pirate video of Robocop when I was 11 ... Once that hand gets blown off and skids across the floor, your childhood and Disney heroes are dead kids. Don't say I didn't warn you. Still, it never did me any harm ...

Now I come to mention it, next doors cat has come round to watch Predator with me on more than one occasion before now. I don't even know how old she is. I just have to take her word for it. Although she can't speak English so this is difficult. I don't understand purring. One minute she loves me tickling her tummy, the next she's biting my hand and kicking it with her rear legs. Like I said, I don't understand. Thinking about it, she has been bringing in decapitated mice and dead birds as gifts lately ... perhaps I never should have let her watch Predator after all.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, generally speaking, you should be at least 15 years old, be a human being, and have a sense of humour if you want to view this site. Cats and Dogs are excluded, for without some form of valid ID, I'm just not sure that they are trustworthy enough to be honest about their age ...